Something been watching me.......
Observing me..........
Pushing me to my ultimate limit very slowly........
That something know when i'm alone...............
Knows when the master of the home to be sleepy, preoccupied or away at work or Uni...........
This Something is what we all known as the biggest pest of all The Croakroach (we call it Croakie)..
Dont ask me why but i simply detest the sight of it.........and Croakie has obviously been festing somewhere........It or he (assuming it is a he) is pretty good size for a croakie his age.
I reali detest the sight of his long feelers randomly moving around seemingly trying to be pick up the fear that is he is obviously takin pleasure in evoking from me. I simply can't take the torture he loves giving me by appearing in places where it is possible for him to fly onto me all the time.
Before we moved into this place,i bought about 2 packs of croakie baits and placed about 2 dozen in every corner of the house. Well, i dint find much "bodies" assuming that they have gone home to rest and never to wake up again....Except for a few small ones....probably got a little too greedy and ate too much of it. Anyhow, we stayed there with the understanding that there might still be some left but would only come out after we have gone to bed. But that sort of nice oblivion did not last long. I was awake at about 6am one morning (can't sleep....probably my body clock was able to sense the presence of intruders pretty well) jsut looking thru my notes. Felt a little hungry...pop into the kitchen...was preparing some food when i saw this little baddie dashed across the kitchen floor into the lounge/reading room. A wave of nauseaness head me....i grab Mortin instantly and head right into the battle field of boxes and furniture.
How dare he have the guts to even climb into my boxes and try to run away even when i was drownin him in Mortin juice!!!!! I have no idea if he is a super croakie or what but he simply just run away and disappeared somewhere with me shaking in rage and disgust.....
Not just that...the 2nd time, he attempted to pop a surprise visit into our bedroom wall via the wall early in the morning when we are both gorggy from sleep. Obviously he saw the Master there and run away contented after he solicited a small shriek of terror from me. How dare he!!! He dint even linger a second longer for me to prove to the Master that i am not imaging croakies on the wall!! In my mind, a scheme to get rid of this little pest start to brew......Just he wait.........
He was good for a while...not appearing much (or maybe i just dint stay home as much)...then when i thought he had planned out the perfect schedule of when NOT to come out...there i see him sitting on the toilet wall just above the door....sun or should i say....light tanning ...ERRRGGHHH!!!! HOW IRRRITATING!!!!
And the Master just stepped out like 5 mintues ago!!!!!!!!!!I can't believ it how many times he had outdone me.....i have to start to plot schemes that include killing him on the wall above me, ceiling, boxes, food, toilet bowl (the easiest way to kill...just flush ;) ) etc.....Just this morning, i heard him ramaging in the pantry cardboard but the Master was having his brekkie!!! WHY?!! YOU SCHEMING THINGY!!
Message to Croakie:
Dear Mr Croakie,
I REALI appreciate your multiple unsolicited visits. Thank you so much for keeping an eye out for our security when we are in dreamsland. I'm sorry to know that we are often in bed or about to get up when you come around. I'm also very sorry that I have since our first meeting try to make our place cleaner and tidier for you. Please understand that the master of the house can't attend to you all the time because YOU HAVE OFTEN CHOSEN THE WRONG TIME TO COME!! It would be great if you pop in any nights from 9-12. And please feel free to make yourself at home and take a seat anywhere other than the ceiling. We are looking forward to your next visit and by the way...our dearest Mortin been looking forward to meeting you. It is a real pity that you have failed to meet with each other much since your first visit. Do pop in sometime soon when the master is in. He would definitely always be ready to extend of hosility to you. I look forward for your visit.
Yours with hatred,
The Junior Junior Higgs Family
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